Thursdays are daddy days...

Normally, I don't subscribe to watching and or supporting ignant TV, but sometimes you have to make exceptions. "Being Bobby Brown," (theme song playing in the background) yes! I'm a fan. I find myself watching rerun after rerun, discovering new "ignantcies" every time. Doesn't this qualify them for an Emmy? Or is that just for day time programming? Ehhh. Sometimes, I secretly try to determine who is the real star of the show. So far (in my opinion) Bobby, though virtually a "nobody" outside of 80s R&B, is makin' a name for himself other than being Whitney Houston's husband. In corner one we have--"Court days are daddy days....I get a lot of daddy days"; "Why is my shoe following me?! Shoe, stop followin' me? SHOE!!!!! WHY ARE YOU FOLLOWING ME??!!"; and "Hi, I'm Bobby Brown." (insert dumbfounded look by Caucasian middle aged man here) "You know the singer." "Ohhhh okay" (insert "Who the fuck are you" (I'm trying not to let him know that I really, no REALLY, don't know who the hell this black guy is). "Whitney Houston's husband." "OHHHHHHHH YEAH, Whitney's husband, how is she?". And in corner two we have--"Shut up, just shut up, shut up," "Whitney can I have an autograph and a picture?" "No.," and last but not least Whitney's foreign dialect (really just her mumbling and shit while the audience tries to figure out WHAT THE HELL IS YOU SAYIN?). CLASSIC!!! I'm loling (I realize that would translate to laughing out louding but go with it) just thinkin' about it!

Is it Thursday yet?