My stalker responds...

Instead of actually focusing on the issue some people like to write books in order to advance their career's. With that, Alex Carter aka Oh Militant One, would like to advance his career by serving as guest writer for the nationally acclaimed "Uprooted and Replanted" blog. You may find copies of his ignorant banter anywhere from C-Span to Bill O'Reilly to Barnes & Noble, basically anywhere Michael Eric Dyson goes Alex Michael Carter is sure to follow....

To the daily writing of this blog, Dayna Hall
by: Alex Carter

Daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaayyyynnnnnaaaaaaaa (no Spanish equivalent) is a punk-ass Spelman Nationalist, Bill Cosby agree'n (fill in the world you love here). In honor of that I shall be a guest writer for "Uprooted and Replanted..." and post "Oh, the things I love about Dayna Hall.."

...anybody who needs their hangers in their closet facing the same way (and if they aren't throws a fit) deserves some kind of love...

...she's going to come out with the 2005 version of "coo-coo for cocoa puffs" campaign-advertising is her thing!...

...she is very anal/obsessed/stalking Janet Jackson....

....keeps ALL stores in the mall in business...

...drinks milk as if it will not be on earth tomorrow-but manages not to have nasty milk breath *but that remains a urban legend*.....

....supports all Spelman alumna statements/ideas/beliefs....

...."believes" Bill Cosby was right (is she bias? I can think of $20 million reasons why!).....

....calls me, among other things, "crazy, bama, punk, b#*ch, sweet, white :o("....

....did I mention she likes Janet Jackson? even her wack ass songs, e.g. Runaway-dancing on elephants dancing in India, need I say more? WTF...

...makes me think about things in a dynamic way....

...likes whatever I DON'T!.....

...claims Morehouse College is the pinnacle of education black men (get over it! MLK no longer attends the school!)....

....appreciates my cooking lessons, but never utilizes them.....

....has a thing for men below 5' 6" e.g. Bobby Valentino, Jermaine Dupri (I think there is a Janet connection there), Slap D*ck, Exotic....

...Brown Sugar (movie)....

....believes Brook Valentine is the next JANET JACKSON....

....really does like TIP DRILL!....

....supports my Walmart habit....

....has a beautiful smile, persona, and ....

....gives me advice dealing with graduate school oppression (by the institution or the professors)....

...believes I am against black conservatives, black middle-class, spelmanites, and morehouse men...

...supports my drinking....

...not only is the prototype, but my "perfect verse over a tight beat."

-peace out!