To the daily stalking blog reader, who shall remain...

named...

Alejjjjjjjjjjjandro is a punk ass Michael Eric Dyson followin' (fill in the word you love here). In honor of that I shall rename this post to "Oh, the things I love about Alex Carter..."

...anybody that continously supports the Redskins deserves some kind of love...

...he's the great philosopher of the African American race...

...everything else is just bama...

...motivates me to grade his student's papers...

...keeps Barnes & Noble, Starbucks, and Walmart in business...

...calls me sunshine...

...supports Dave Chappelle statements...

...Malcolm X (movie)...

...only raps Outkast lyrics...

...is Omarion and Marques Houston biggest fan...

...makes up funny names for "people" in my past (Exotic and Slap D*ck)

...everything Bob Marley...

...gives me cooking lessons...

...respects my "no singing Janet songs" rule...

...is born on May, 2nd and therefore is a Taurus...

...supports my milk addiction...

...keeps my spirts lifted...

...makes me smile/laugh...

...makes drunken comments...

...takes Polos to another level...

...allows me to change him...

...sends me funny e-cards with little dancing men...

...shoots people that burn things in his yard...

...gives advice on group issues...

...still gets a little salty when the Wizards do well, but fail up against Miami...

...supports white tees...

...is sensitive...

...is about to be a barking dog...

...is the prototype...


annnnnnddd, I digress :)


In all my excitement, I forgot to mention that a past professor of mine (Dr. Tiy-E Muhammad, professor of psychology at Clark Atlanta University...but my professor for Human Sexuality (the class where you realize that most men don't know a damn thing about pleasing a woman sexually) will be featured on the television show "The Real Gilligan's Island" (he's the black one). The series airs starting June 8th (I think) and I will be glued to the show. I find it more intriguing to watch a show when someone you know is on it.

Watch it!