Because I'm bored at "work".....

Very long survey, read with caution! You've been warned.

1) What stickers do you have on your car?
Registration sticker. Stickers are tacky.

2) What posters do you have in your room?
Currently, a poster from the London Aquarium and a badly photoshopped picture of me layered over Shaq's "Kazaam" movie poster.

3) What do you hear right now?
HA! "Bunny Hop" Spelhouse iTunes playlist, blasting at the desk.

4) If you could drink anything right this second, what would it be?
Kettle One and Hypnotiq Martini with a twist please. I'll take two of those.

5) Does anything hurt on your body right now?
My brain from boredom.

6) Do you have a crush right now?
Always.

7) Whats your job position called?
Advertising Grad student, "Intern" at Saatchi & Saatchi London. Current salary - under $30,000/decade.

8) What size ring do you wear?
Platinum 3 carat, F grade, from a fine jeweller only.

9) Do you own a camera phone?
Now no, I have a bootleg international phone.

10) When's your birthday?
May 2nd.

11) What was your elementary schools mascot?
Belmont Central. Eagle pride!

12) Whats your favorite bottled water?
Only Aquafina please.

13) What's the next concert/show you're going to and when?
Janet when she gets her act together and drops her new CD and tour.

14) What were you doing at 9 pm last night?
Drinking. Lots of it and watching the Olympics. Men's Figure Skating was on in the pub. Weird yes, very entertaining.

15) What's your favorite Starbucks drink?
Milk please.

16) Do you exercise as much as you should?
HA! Sleep is way more important.

17) Did you attend your High School prom?
Unfortunately, one of three I was stood up for.

18) Did you go to someone else's prom?
Nope.

20) Something red within 5 feet of you?
"The Vodka Party Game" we're about to play as soon as the clock its 5:30.

21) Do you smoke?
Smoke what?

22) The weirdest thing you've seen this week?
The 2nd 390 bus, leaving my ass at the bus stop.

23) Ever done the Electric Slide?
Of COURSE! Who hasn't?

24) How much French do you know?
Is that still a language?

25) Favorite sparkly thing?
My personality.

26) Ever crash a car, been in accidents?
Yes, 4 in one year. None my fault. Stoopid dummies!

27) Do you look good in yellow?
Ehhhhh. I've been told I'm too yellow myself to pull it off. I'd look like the sun and blind too many people. But, I secretly rock it when noone's looking.

28) Do you sing?
I have a record deal. Sia Roberts? Copped it yet?

29) Ever sing in front of a crowd?
Of course. I live for dares.

30) Do you dance?
Professionally.

32) Least favorite color?
Brown.

33) Favorite kind of pizza?
Supreme. No ham, no sausage. Thin crust.

34) Ever had Dippin Dots?
Yeah. Used to love them.

35) Ever make fun of a homeless person?
:( Does the one in the West End that sells the ENTIRE garbage bag of socks for only $5 count?

36) How old were you when you got a cell phone?
14.

37) How old were you when you got your first car?
17. Honda Accord EX-black beauty.

38) How many driving tickets have you had?
1-Spring Break '04 in Tallyho.

40) How many parking tickets?
All of them from parking at CAU. For those of you that know, that means A LOT!

41) Do you own your own car?
Um. I own nothing.

42) Do you want to get married?
Of course.

43) At what age do you want to get married?
27-28ish.

44) Have you ever been married?
Why would I go and do that.

45) Have you ever had to get a restraining order?
Maybe. Long story.

46) At what age do you want to have kids?
29ish. Not 30. Its too old.

47) How many kids?
3-4. 3.5 sounds better.

48) Ketchup or Mustard?
WHAT?!? How dare you! Heinz lots of it. Pools of it.

49) When is the last time someone deleted you from their space?
What space? Life? HA! I bet ex-is involved.

50) How many times a week are you on Myspace?
Month is more accurate. Like 4.

51) Ever been kicked out of your home?
HA! Yes, twice.

52) Favorite characters on Friends?
The one white person?

53) Have you ever been in love?
Yes.

54) Have a crush on a teacher?
Yes.

55) Favorite class?
The class with the teacher I had a crush on.

56) Have a best friend?
Yeppers. Wait, I think.

57) Have a boyfriend?
None of that.

58) Have a girlfriend?
Some of that.

59) One place you want to travel to:
Janet Jackson's recording studio.

60) If you could have anything right now what would it be?
Sum D-I.

61) When showering, do you start the water and then get in, or get in then start the water?
The water first always. Water is cold when it first starts.

62) Do you read the labels on your shampoo bottle?
No. They're all the same.

63) Do you moan in the shower like the people on the Herbal Essences commercial?
Moan in the shower. No answer.

64) Have you ever showered with someone of the opposite sex?
Refer to the previous answer.

65) Have you ever been forced to shower with one of your siblings?
A better question would be, do I have a sibling.

66) Have you ever brushed your teeth in the shower?
Yes, those damn convocation showers.

67) Have you ever dropped your soap on your foot?
I think so.

68) How old do you look?
Dashing.

69) How old do you act?
Never above 18.

70) Whats the last song you sang?
"Prototype". The song before "Bunny Hop" on the Spelhouse iTunes playlist.

71) Have you recently become a member of anything?
Officially, a member of the Spelman Alumna association. I payed my $50 finally.

72) What are your plans for the weekend?
Sleeping, drinking, sleeping, drinking, drinking.

73) Do you kiss with your eyes open or closed?
Closed. Open is too awkward.

74) Whats the sexiest thing about Condoleeza Rice?
Her ability to lie at the drop of a hat. And her ability to "fit in".

75) Does anything on your body itch right now?
Nope.

76) Who's the sexiest famous woman alive?
Dumb question. Janet Jackson.

77) Who's the sexiest famous man alive?
Let me think, there's so many.

78) Does every family have a crazy uncle?
Of course.

79) Have you ever smuggled something into America?
Myself.

80) Does playing the guitar make a girl/guy more attractive?
Never. Try a breath mint and a VISA.

81) Do you live in a city with a good sports team?
A sports team that counts. No. Soccer or excuse me football is NOT a great sport. But, I'm from a city with a great sports team. Panthers anyone?

82) Have you ever finished off the popcorn and ate the junk from the bottom of the bag?
The little crunchies. YES! I try to eat and savour those first.

83) Have you ever had sex in a tent?
Never.

84) What about in a boat?
I wish.

85) Have you ever dated a Goth?
A What?

86) Would you rather receive amazing oral sex or have amazing sex?
Amazing oral sex leads to amazing sex. The former requires a lot more patience and attention. Conquer that and that's 75% of the battle.

87) Can you fix your own car?
Hell no. That's what repair men are for.

88) Would you want to kill George W Bush yourself if you were Guaranteed to get away with it?
I would want to kill Bushie if I could get away with it or not.

89) Should guys wear pink?
Only if they matriculated through "The House". That's the ONLY way they can rock it, get away with it, and still look hella fine!

That's all folks!