Monday, January 09, 2006

How to pick out Americans in England....

3rd posting today. Gotta be bored.

I'm a big fan of people watching. Over the years I've actually become quite good at it. I noticed without really noticing (confusing I know) that I could spot out Americans in this big ass city as if a marching band playing "The National Anthem" was marching behind them.

1-The Northface.
2-Girl's with the half done, half messy pony tail. I've yet to figure this one out.
3-Monogram purses, specifically Coach and Dooney & Burke. As if this tacky design/pattern proves their economic status.
4-Standing behind someone that is fumbling with the change monies. Trying to figure out which coins represent a pound or 20 pences.
5-Baseball hat brims that are frayed. And worn backwards.
6-Extra-small polo shirts tucked in only in the front of pants.
7-Taking advantage of the open bottle policy on the Tube.
8-A walking Abercrombie & Fitch ad. A light blue short jean skirt worn over leggings with flip flops in winter time. Don't forget to pair it with a sweat shirt or jacket, as if upper body warmth heats our entire body.
9-Polo Sport.
10-College or Greek nalia.

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