I was recently inspired while slamming some
Beau-caine to create my own little list of "Things that I hate". So after much thought, tis here (actually it only took me about 15 mins). Keep in mind they aren't in any sort of order, just random hatings. To even the score I plan on posting "Things I love" just so ya'll won't think I'm some negative ass complaining trick.
"Oh, the things I hate"...
1. Liars, that includes "little white lies"
2. People that complain too much
3. Suck-ups
4. Untrustworthy people
5. People that don't do what they say they're gonna do
6. Cheaters
7. Men that cheat
8. Little kids pitchin' a bitch when they don't get what they want
9. Know it alls
10. Racists
11. People that change the channel every 5 minutes
12. People that say "are you watching that" and then turn the channel
13. People that talk during a movie
14. Same people that then ask "what did he say?"
15. People that show up late to a movie, then walk to the top of the theater (as if there's a seat waiting for them)
16. Make-up commercials
17. Bananas
18. Peanut Butter
19. People that have orgasms over peanut butter and banana sandwiches
20. Yellow/red bone jokes
21. People that say that Janet and Michael are the same person
22. Loud people
23. Tailgating
24. People that get in front of me without asking (without using a signal)
25. Buffets
26. Crowded clubs
27. Miami Dolphins
28. Rude people
29. PCs
30. Grocery stores
31. The question "would you like to try that on" (in a clothing store)
32. People that don't need to be in the mall and then get in my way when I'm trying to shop (old people and little kids)
33. People that let their kids go unsupervised in the store
34. Burger King and Mini
35. George Bush
36. Republicans
37. War
38. Headaches
39. People that have a "dirty" desktop on their computer or don't empty the trash when they delete something from their computer
40. Going to the gyno
41. Britney Spears
42. When I run out of gas and have to refuel
43. Sweat
44. Interracial dating
45. Posers
46. Ghettoness
47. Men that are disrespectful
48. People that don't return phone calls
49. Copywriters that think that art direction is "easy"
50. American Idol
51. Reality TV except for "Being Bobby Brown"
52. Spanish channels
53. People that think I'm Hispanic
54. Unorganized people
55. The pinwheel icon
56. The F buttons (F1-F12)
57. People that think they can dance, but really can't
58. The "toy" aisle of the supermarket
59. When my computer battery goes below 90%
60. White T's
61. People that watch me eat
62. People that tell the same joke everyday, as if it's still funny
63. Pimples
64. PMS
65. Playwright
66. People that tell black jokes and then look at me to get my "approval"
67. Marker comps
68. When I can't find my size in the store
69. 50 Cent
70. People that copy Janet
71. People that don't respect the 4:00 Oprah time rule
72. Not saying "excuse me"
73. People that run me over with their baby's stroller
74. Grudges
75. Waking up
76. Going to bed
77. Paying bills
78. Owing people money
79. Forgetting
80. People that call me spoiled
81. Cats
82. The preview channel
83. TBS when they try to make a movie that has cursing in it, G-rated
84. Rejection
85. "No"
86. People that say that Photoshop is better than Illustrator
87. People that "toot their own horns" (brag)
88. Pink and green (the combo)
89. Internet Explorer
90. AOL
91. Driving long distances
92. People that smell bad
93. Socks
94. Mouth wash
95. Itches
96. Getting lost
97. People that use big words when they don't have to
98. "Unavaiable" on the caller ID
99. People that mess with my stuff without asking
100.Paper cuts
101.McDonalds
102.Sleeping alone
103.When my pillow falls off the bed while I'm sleeping
104.People that always crave attention
105."Corrupted Files" when I try to download a song
106.Dial up internet
107.Shower caps
108.Bar soap
109.When my blanket falls off the bed while I'm sleeping
110.When my hair gets frizzy
111.Hangovers
112.Heavy metal music
113.Getting caught in the rain
114.When I check my e-mail and there's nothing there
115.Having to use my swipe card to get in my own apartment building
116.Parking spaces that are far away
117.People that text a question that requires a long detailed answer (just call)
118.When people say something's funny, then when they tell you, its not
119.When people get silent on the phone
120.People that visit my blog and don't post a comment
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